Article II · Legal

Privacy Policy

Last updated: 2026

This is the privacy policy for Off With Their Dicks, LLC (we, us, our), operating offwiththeirdicks.com. We sell protest apparel, run a newsletter, and try not to be creepy about your data.

Plain version: We collect what we need to ship you a hoodie and remember you next time. We don't sell your data. We don't share it with advertisers. We use a few standard services (a checkout processor, an email tool, basic web analytics) and we tell you which ones below.

§1What we collect

When you place an order, we collect:

When you sign up for our newsletter, we collect just your email and the date you signed up.

When you visit the site, our analytics tool may collect anonymous information like which pages you viewed, your approximate location (city-level, from IP), and what kind of device you used. This is aggregated — we can't identify you personally from it.

§2What we do with it

We do not sell your personal information. We do not share it with advertisers. We do not use it to build a profile of you for any third party.

§3Who we share it with

To run a real online store, we work with these services. Each one only sees what they need to do their job:

If we're ever required to share information by law (subpoena, court order, etc.), we will. We will not voluntarily hand over your information to anyone outside this list.

§4Cookies and tracking

We use a small number of cookies:

We do not use advertising cookies, retargeting pixels, or third-party trackers from data brokers. If you'd rather not be counted, your browser's "Do Not Track" or private browsing mode will block most of this.

§5Your rights

Depending on where you live (California, EU, UK, and increasingly elsewhere), you have the right to:

To exercise any of these rights, email hello@offwiththeirdicks.com. We'll respond within 30 days.

§6Children's privacy

Our site is not directed at people under 13, and we do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 13. If you're a parent and you think your child has given us their info, email us and we'll delete it.

§7Changes to this policy

If we change this policy in any meaningful way, we'll update the date at the top of the page. Material changes (something that actually affects how we use your data) will be communicated via email to anyone whose email we have.

§8Contact

Questions, requests, complaints, or just want to say hi?
hello@offwiththeirdicks.com

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