In 1789, they ate cake while France starved. In 2026, they write op-eds about due process while the names in the files grow longer. We updated the slogan.
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On July 14, 1789, Parisians stormed the Bastille — not because their king had taken too much bread, but because an entire class of powerful men had built a system that protected only themselves. They ate while the country starved. They rigged the courts, bought their titles, rewrote the laws. They raped with impunity and called it droit du seigneur.
Sound familiar?
The original cry was off with their heads. It was a metaphor — a demand that impunity end, that the powerful face the same laws as the rest of us. Ours is the same demand, updated for a century that traffics kids on private islands and then argues about whether the victims were credible.
This brand is not a call for violence. It is a call for attention — and for prosecution. From boardrooms to bunk beds, misogyny is endemic, and the men who weaponize it have been protected for generations by the very systems built to stop them. Women and children deserve laws that apply equally, courts that don't flinch at famous defendants, and a culture that finally believes them. No one is above the law. Not the donors. Not the founders. Not the friends of presidents. Not anyone.
Every piece we sell is a small protest worn loud — in a coffee shop, at a grocery store, on a train, in a courtroom.
A portion of every sale goes to RAINN, the nation's largest anti-sexual-violence organization, which runs the National Sexual Assault Hotline. Survivors built that lifeline. We help fund it.
Silence is how they win. Wear it because you refuse.
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A portion of every sale funds RAINN, the nation's largest anti-sexual-violence organization. They run the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE).
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